he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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