If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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