so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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