I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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