Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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