My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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