He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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