It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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