Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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