: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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