If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If I die, sorry about rent.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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