Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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