I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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