I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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