he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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