I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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