ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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