I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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