ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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