Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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