You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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