he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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