i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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