tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
In America we eat man semen.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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