I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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