Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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