do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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