He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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