there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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