you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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