When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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