FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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