Im pretty sure I want to attend this wedding.
I love the fact that he is so excited that his girlfriend would do that for him. I am impressed she even knows the theme.
I for one, would love to meet a man who screams 'BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL' before he enters me. I would buy HIM an engagement ring. If that makes me a 'fangirl', who gives a fuck.
That's hilarious and cute. If that works for the both of them, and it's all in good fun, why not? It doesn't matter how big a geek you are as long as you can function as a normal person and have meaningful relationships, you'll find someone who'll appreciate the same shit you do.
1050 says it best, any chick who has the sense of humor and knows you well enough, and has the good sense of self where she can have a lark with your cock in her mouth is definitely worth keeping.
haha... i did this exact same thing to my boyfriend a few times... but i wasn't pretending it was a light saber.. i just hummed the star wars theme song.. hahaha IDK why though
:)
10:20/10:27 - Seriously? Calm the fuck down. Don't get on here and stand on your soapbox and try and find any excuse you can to discuss your sex life and how amazing you think you are while trying to demean other people. It's a fucking novelty site. Jesus fucking Christ the people that get on here...
lol, it's funny to me how he's getting called nerdy and how it's "pathetic" that star wars gets him off. but i'm SURE everyone that posted here has some weird fetish that gets him/her off, at least he had the balls to admit it.
Just random but I have the word "the Force" tatooed on my "light saber" And I have a plethera of medaclorites avail to all whom want to study the powers of the force...or the dark side for that matter
She must have been on a Roll. And he must have had one of those glow in the dark oral condoms! Watch out before she gets clench jaw! Will bite your dick clean off
10:20..10:27 etc.. No one wants your head, you're the girl we call on our last day in town before we move to Cambodia, and 4 years wow it's actually like someone almost gave a shit
This is fucking bloomigton INDIANA!!! That's where I'm from, my names Emily, you think your girlfiends the only girl who does freaky shit like that? ... Wrong.
I think it's just that she's being funny and cool and referencing something they both like!
It's not pathetic at all. I'd do that to my boyfriend anytime, and I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be a nagger.
I love giving my man head. And we have 4 kids and have been together a long time. Sometimes the chemistry between two people is amazing and it never leaves. MMm :) Love it.
I do stuff like this to my boyfriend all the time...Unfortunately, he just wrinkles up his nose at me and says "You're weird.". Not really an "I want to marry this girl" kind of response. =(
So using this.
Also, 6:05, if I was a dude, I'd totally call out the "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!" for you, but since I'm not we'll both have to find someone who does.
1st 10:27 btw.....
I don't think you're a slut, or you have a bad relationship.
I just think you have too much time on your hands. not to mention that you neglected to realize hmm idk NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT! i get head too! we all get bop once in awhile. big fucking deal hahaha
im a girl and not much of a star wars fan, but hell good for her that she knows how to please her man. god i feel like that would be so akward tho.... especially if light saber noises were made
To all those who are against this... Clearly this web site is for fun and the gentlemen in this Is enthusiastic about his relationship and his girlfriend clearly knows how to have a good time in bed as does he so if you don't like it go find a dick to suck and try to make it interesting every time you go down If its not fun and exciting then why would you clearly those who can't find this funny don't have a sex life... so stop hating on other people and find some one you can connect with on a s
i think its cool as hell. i have hummed while giving head. my guy LOVES it. but it can be any song higher pitches have more vibration hence the theme. good for them. oh and yeah i like star wars. fukin judgmental bitch probably gives bad head. jealous?
lol.
raise your hand if you're infinitely glad you're not dating that raving lunatic 10:20/27
and, for the record, i wouldn't enjoy this for a moment but i can't stand girls who can't have fun in bed and laugh a bit from time to time. whysosrs?
ps. i'm sure your mean and evil vagina has consumed many an innocent penis, no one cares, at least not anyone here.
I like the chewy idea. Even newer life quest. Have sex to colt 45 on bubble wrap while she plays with my dick like it's a lightsaber and make the chewy sound when I cum. Sounds like a plan
Don't do it, once she has the ring she will say that lightsabers give her a headache and the only thing she will do to your penis is roll her eyes to it. Then you will definiltey have to use the force. just some advice from an old Jedi.
4:41 I'm pretty sure my jaw would have fallen off 4 hours later. Why would you even do that? It's definitely not about love at that point. I hope the ring he gave you is worth more than his life insurance
3:12 that's not true. I will always go for a guy who likes Star Wars. I took my boy to the Star Wars exhibition and there were plenty of couples there. Guys who like Star Wars must be doing something right
rofl at 10:27... "I don't need to prove anything to you! Now read my essay-of-a-reply because I take myself and this website far too seriously."
Way to be 10:27, way to be.
i agree wit 10:20 ..i love star wars... but i would rather my girl pretend that i had a 40 foot cock and im watching her trie to swallow that monstrosity wit her meer mortial mouth.but she cant make her way past my pipe lined size vains.man i love blow jobs......
Star Wars and swords seem to win men over... I am walking into my wedding reception to the Darth Vader music and we are cutting the wedding cake with a sword. My job to keep my man happy :)
And to the person who found this through Preston and Steve... Gadzooks!
10:27 doesn't have any imagination... and I'm a girl too. I'd love to hum on my guys cock if I thought he'd like it. Star Wars, the National Anthem, Ferris Buelers Day Off... Literally...
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