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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.

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You're the best wingman ever.

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(702): We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you. (843): You're the best wingman ever. http://tfl.nu/wgzf

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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises

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(843): I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises http://tfl.nu/gq7h

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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..

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successful birthday. 2012 rules

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(843): dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance.. (1-843): successful birthday. 2012 rules http://tfl.nu/1z4y

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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted

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(843): I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted http://tfl.nu/7fyh

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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.

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(843): What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts. http://tfl.nu/4ub5

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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.

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(843): The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover. http://tfl.nu/181u

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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea

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(843): I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea http://tfl.nu/qtt5

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the evidence from last night is not good...

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what evidence?

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my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...

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(843): the evidence from last night is not good... (904): what evidence? (843): my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair... http://tfl.nu/ykqm

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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.

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(843): Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho. http://tfl.nu/pobq

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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.

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(843): It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine. http://tfl.nu/9l0i

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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today

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(843): I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today http://tfl.nu/bbq7

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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.

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(843): Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life. http://tfl.nu/zg5q

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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up

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(843): I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up http://tfl.nu/n9q8

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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.

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(843): You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you. http://tfl.nu/p8ms

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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.

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(843): Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend. http://tfl.nu/a6e8

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