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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?

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(951): isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together? http://tfl.nu/lg5k

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I have no words

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Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.

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(949): I have no words (951): Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water. http://tfl.nu/wxcd

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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.

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(951): We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question. http://tfl.nu/23so

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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.

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(951): Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team. http://tfl.nu/ve6p

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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room

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(951): My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room http://tfl.nu/wnm7

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can you blow me for old times sake

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only for old times sake

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(760): can you blow me for old times sake (951): only for old times sake http://tfl.nu/ab6d

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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street

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(951): I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street http://tfl.nu/tl0c

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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.

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(951): I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's. http://tfl.nu/x6q1

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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.

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(951): Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other. http://tfl.nu/32su

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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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(951): I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad. http://tfl.nu/nyqb

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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.

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(951): It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle. http://tfl.nu/s5be

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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.

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(951): I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here. http://tfl.nu/bc0s

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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?

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(951): At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate? http://tfl.nu/y4sj

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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.

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(951): apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex. http://tfl.nu/6011

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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.

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(951): Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials. http://tfl.nu/ieds

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