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(503): View more from Oregon

Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.

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(516): View more from New York

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(813): View more from Florida

there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.

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(480): View more from Arizona

my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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(858): View more from California

Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch

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(410): View more from Maryland

Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

(301): View more from Maryland

I accept this challenge.

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