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(217): View more from Illinois

Why is there a cactus in the microwave?

(1-217): View more from Illinois

Don't worry about it.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.

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(516): View more from New York

you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(952): View more from Minnesota

he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.

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