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(973): View more from New Jersey

Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face

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(775): View more from Nevada

She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!

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(706): View more from Georgia

Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.

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