Texts From Last Night · January, 2010

Texts from January, 2010

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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall

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(303): that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall http://tfl.nu/ckaq

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

people are starting to question the shark bite story

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(321): people are starting to question the shark bite story http://tfl.nu/6iki

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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag

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(970): He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag http://tfl.nu/538a

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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!

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so its atleast an 8 for creativity.

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(480): he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?! (602): so its atleast an 8 for creativity. http://tfl.nu/ungw

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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.

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(208): I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying. http://tfl.nu/4ymz

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(205): View more from Alabama

Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

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You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

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This explains so much.

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(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you. (205): This explains so much. http://tfl.nu/ouwy

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(631): View more from New York

so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.

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what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK

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(631): so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night. (631): what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK http://tfl.nu/1v47

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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".

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(951): Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try". http://tfl.nu/107g

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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...

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(434): I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either... http://tfl.nu/vddq

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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick

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(405): The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick http://tfl.nu/0oxs

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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?

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(309): My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do? http://tfl.nu/tx29

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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.

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(661): the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep. http://tfl.nu/zfm0

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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.

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(765): So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come. http://tfl.nu/tezg

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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(909): is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier? http://tfl.nu/2449

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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.

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(504): She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet. http://tfl.nu/znp0

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