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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:25pm

    When the poster says something that triggers people's BS detectors, it breaks them out of the illusion and enjoyment of the story. Those of you who still found it funny apparently have a brain that isn't concerned with reality. For you guys: my radish soda exploded all over the space suit, ruining my card game with dinosaurs and losing me four wives.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 8:29pm

    This post gets me hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:28am

    Sure it's probably fake... Who the fuck cares? TFLN is supposed to be funny more than it's supposed to be about lame texts you reciever last night. Damn.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:09am

    Haha this is my best friend Ashley. I totally need to get her help.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:28pm

    I wish they didnt use my area code...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:16pm

    hhahaha it may be fake... but its still hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:08am

    11:01 I agree w ya there, those fuckers who post first really piss me off. Anyway, this one was funny as hell!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:40pm

    1:25 Loser. Seriously, you need a life. Just because it isn't real (which you don't know) doesn't mean it isn't funny. Havne't you ever heard of fiction? Dumb ass motherfucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:36pm

    LOL I DONT OWN A BABY BUT ONE WAS IN MY CLOSET, IM TOTALLY TELLING THE TRUTH TOO LOL HANGOVER

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:02am

    Oh lowcountry SC how I miss thee!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:49am

    Fake. Hamster wouldve eaten the necklace

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:19pm

    Yea who the he'll gives a shit if it's fake or not. It made me laugh. That's a success to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:35pm

    What is the point of posting fake shit on here? Do you want to get respect from your other 10 year old friends?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:33pm

    I laughed and peed a little when I read this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:46pm

    fake or not, who gives a shit. so those of you who go areoing posting "fake" to everything just shut tw fuck up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:03am

    It's funny but I wish people would just copy and paste actual texts, bc knowing that they are real makes it ten times funnier

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:20am

    Too elaborate. Fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 9:16pm

    There's a jungle cat In the bathroom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:03pm

    Fake as shit. Get a life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:26pm

    You haven't lived until you've woken up to shit in a futon. I've lived.

  • Submitted by cameroncrazy3439 on Jan 14, 10 at 6:54pm

    fake or not that shit is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:38am

    One man wolf pack...nuff said

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:34pm

    hamster makes the whole thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:24am

    A. Nobody would text this. B. If this was real there would be no need for the OP to clarify that they did not own a hamster.

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      Submitted by connah on Aug 21, 11 at 1:22pm

      except that he could be texting someone that he doesn't know well

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:51am

    This isn't even amusing enough to warrant getting posted nor does it deserve a fake vs real argument

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:52pm

    I had nights like that All of you idiots calling fake are jealous because y'all just drink crappy beer and can't handle getting ducked up. have had nights like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:25pm

    Prob fake but funny anyway and great if it's not, hope u enjoy the wonderful world of hamster ownership!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:34pm

    Plus the fact that this site is suddenly deluged with annoying 'hangover' ads and the text explicitly references the movie...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:46am

    I kind of wish you'd drink it again, whatever it is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:23am

    Thanks for the response about OP, that clears a few things up... Have you ever heard that song " you down with OPP, yeah you know me" well I just couldn't make it fit... Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:38am

    Who gives a fuck if it's fake, it's funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:32pm

    This is hillarious!... Lmao!!...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:35am

    Wait were they wearing the necklace or was the hamster??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:06am

    Yet another lame "text" from the TFLN staff, great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:43pm

    So guys, stop ruining the fun of TFLN by analyzing if it's "real" or "fake." Get over it, you know it was funny, even if it wasn't in a text.

  • Submitted by ostentexas on Feb 21, 10 at 8:05pm

    and why would your christmas tree still be out?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:27am

    NOT TRUE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:01am

    Awesome!! And no one can post first like douchebags... Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:13pm

    1:19 because anyone can make up stories. It doesn't make them funny if it doesn't actually happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:39pm

    Hamsters are quiet... How would you even know ones creeping around

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    Submitted by revered on Jun 15, 10 at 12:50am

    I laughed for 2 hours strait when i saw this. I guess that is what Vodka is for!

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    Submitted by 6666 on May 25, 10 at 8:25pm

    Haha it's like the story the hangover wad based on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:01pm

    probably fake... but i hope to god it isn't. all these "FAKE" posts are ruining it for me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    ...where the fuck do you get a hamster-sized necklace that says "feed me bitch", and then how do you get aforementioned necklace on the damn hamster without killing it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:41pm

    This is sooo not fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 9:34am

    HahHHHHHHHahaahaha feed me bitch!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:09pm

    Thinking it's fake makes it retarded stop fucking saying it's fake nobody really cares what you think your all a bunch of dirty little daggers anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:49am

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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:51pm

    yeeeaaaahhh lowcountryyy!!

  • Submitted by Mrsim3000 on Jul 2, 10 at 2:47pm

    real or not its funny! plus sometimes when ppl text something out of the ordinary they may exaggerate a little, doesn't mean it was fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:27pm

    Can everyone stop saying this text is fake like really who gives a flying fuck, like 12:43 said, if its funny it doesn't fucking matter. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:44pm

    2:25...even though that's total BS....i'm laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:35am

    Hangover= bestmovieever. And dude thts awesomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:06am

    I just pissed myself that was fucking hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:51pm

    Feed me rappers or feed me beats!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 1:23am

    Classic man, classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:28am

    Ok what does OP mean I see it all the time, I'm sure it'll be obvious once I know but, just haven't put it together yet...,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:51pm

    That shit is funny and it's the south you can't make that kind of shit up!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:02pm

    2:25 preach it buddy!

  • Submitted by h_kayla on Jan 31, 10 at 8:00pm

    o just read them and stop bitchin if they are fake. they are funny. so just chill out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:46am

    I hope the hamster wasn't harmed in the making of of this TFLN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:12am

    Op is the original poster aka the person whose text this is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:32pm

    Can I join your wolf pack? Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:52pm

    yeah well tell that rain man who nearly bankrupt a casino and he was a ratard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:32pm

    Ducked up... Ha! Stupid iPhone!!

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 11:29pm

    🐥🐇🐁🐩

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15pm

    FAKE!!!!! stop posting fake shit it's not funny at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:36pm

    All these people saying fake and shit... Dont get on the website anymore if it bothers you THAT bad. Yall definitely have no room to tell anyone else that they have no life if you actually get slightly worked up about something. Always bitching about something.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:15pm

    Epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:10pm

    Oh South Carolina....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:35pm

    It was a noble effort, OP. but still fail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:29pm

    What no baby??? Disappointing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:46pm

    bahahaha!!!!

  • Submitted by elenavw on Jul 27, 10 at 9:03am

    I saw this before but without the "my own version of..." line, right after the movie came out, and everyone was bitching that it was fake and sounded too much like "the hangover"...now it's on here with that extra line? Yeah, somethings fishy. And ridiculous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:14am

    Haha what a good night!!! :) love the hangover!