is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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