it wasn't lemon gatorade
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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