i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
That accounts for only three of the penises
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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