D3 body, D1 cock
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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