Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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