He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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