I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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