You surviving the open bar?
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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