if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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