i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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