Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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